An obstinate man does not hold opinions they hold him.

An obstinate man does not hold opinions they hold him.
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"It works on my machine" - replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it
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Women think they are so clever at faking orgasms... but only a man can fake a whole relationship.
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Impeach President Clinton and her husband too.
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It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both
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Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
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It has been said repeatedly that one can never, try as he will, get around to the front of the universe. Man is destined to see only its far side, to realize nature only in retreat.
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Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
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I had bought two male chimps from a primate colony in Holland. They lived next to each other in separate cages for several months before I used one as a [heart] donor. When we put him to sleep in his cage in preparation for the operation, he chattered and cried incessantly. We attached no significance to this, but it must have made a great impression on his companion, for when we removed the body to the operating room, the other chimp wept bitterly and was inconsolable for days. The incident made a deep impression on me. I vowed never again to experiment with such sensitive creatures.
**motivational quotations on Animal Rights by Christian Barnard, surgeon

What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? Take fifty of our current proverbial sayings - they are so trite, so threadbare, that we can hardly bring our lips to utter them. Nonetheless they embody the concentrated experience of the race.
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Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who are not.
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If you are not ready to die, then the angels coming to guide you home may seem as demons coming to drag you to Hell.
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why are black people so good at playing basketball?

because they can run, jump, shoot, and steal.
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Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.
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Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will
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I see dumb people.
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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.~Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
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Preach the Gospel at all times. If necessary, use words.~St. Francis of Assisi
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No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.
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One cannot erect, on the basis of a motive that exists only for a very few, an obligation that shall apply to everyone.
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The number of substitutes for fine and clean thinking the world provides positively gnaws at one's vitals.
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Curiosity is, in great and generous minds, the first passion and the last.
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We loved with a love that was more than love
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As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings happy death.
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Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities - always see them, for they're always there.
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Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net.
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What a sense of security in an old book which time has criticized for us!
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Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Readjusting is a painful process, but most of us need it at one time or another.
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It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door, he used to say. You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me
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Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things
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A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.
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Guests who kill their talk show hosts. On the last Donahue.

Guests who kill their talk show hosts. On the last Donahue.
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When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty
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My other toy has tits.
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I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
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Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?

Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?
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I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.
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A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
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A chain is no stronger than its weakest link..
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And the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home.~Christopher Columbus.
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It�s Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better.
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Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.
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Just say no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
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Adults are just kids with money.
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When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
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Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who are not.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons because they were created and not born so therefore no umbilical stump to create one?
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The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.
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Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!!
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Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
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A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld

A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld
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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens
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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug
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